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Airplane Conversation
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> Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. He
> turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
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> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
> said to the Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
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> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should
> Make To America?' and he smiles.
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> 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
> you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
> stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
> turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
> Why do you suppose that is?'
>
> Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
> about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
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> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
> change America when you don't know shit?
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