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wat kind of jokes are aloowed cuz i dont wana offend ppl if i put any

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a blonde an a brunette are on a elevator, when a man comes on, the brunette notices the mans terrible dandriff, she leans to the blonde and says " wow he deffenitly needs to get head and shoulders" the blonde leans back in towards the brunette and says " i kno how to give head but how do u give shoulders"

snakebite wrote:

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WHY DOES A PROSTITUTE ALWAYS MAKE MORE MONEY THEN A DRUG DEALER



CAUSE THE PROSTITUTE CAN CLEAN HER CRACK AND RESELL IT

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Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, cause you sure are special.

3) My love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man: "Fat Penguin!"

Woman: "WHAT?"

Man: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

88mustangt wrote:

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Nickstang87 told me this. What do u call two black guys in a sleepin bag

Twix

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no racial or id be here all night typing