DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE AGAIN!!!!> Now, THIS is funny.
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get > some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. > Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!>>
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:>> # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.>> # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.>> # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.>> # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.>> # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.>> # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.>> # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.>> # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.>> # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.>>
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...>>>>
# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.>
-- Edited by gixxer1 on Monday 13th of September 2010 07:50:42 PM
